Weight Loss and Dieting Sayings

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Weight watchers live life in the fasting lane.

A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway ]

I'm in shape (inside) Round is a shape

stressed is just deserts spelled backwards.

Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks.

The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out.

I keep trying to lose weight but it keeps finding me.

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. Joe E. Lewis

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. Mae West

A diet is when you have to go to some length to change your width.

Caution hungry dieter (inside) May be provoked.

Dieting is wishful shrinking.

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! Sandra Dykes

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. Orson Welles

It would be far easier to lose weight permanently if replacement parts weren't so handy in the refrigerator. Hugh Allen

Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

If you really want to be depressed, weigh yourself in grams. Jason Love

The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor.

If nature had intended our skeletons to be visible it would have put them on the outside of our bodies. Elmer Rice

Never eat more than you can lift. Miss Piggy

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook. Andy Rooney

A waist is a terrible thing to mind. Tom Wilson

Coffee, Chocolate, Men (inside) Somethings are just better rich.

You can't lose weight by talking about it...You have to keep your mouth shut.

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. H.S. Leigh

Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge.

I bought a talking refrigerator that said "Oink" every time I opened the door. It made me hungry for pork chops. Marie Mott

You know it's time to diet when you push away from the table and the table moves.

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. Dave Barry

My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat. Henny Youngman

No man can be wise on an empty stomach. George Eliot

An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day. Irv Kupcinet

A golfer's diet: live on greens as much as possible

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