Weight Loss and Dieting Sayings
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Weight watchers live life in the fasting lane.
A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
I'm in shape (inside) Round is a shape
stressed is just deserts spelled backwards.
Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks.
The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out.
I keep trying to lose weight but it keeps finding me.
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet,
so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.
Joe E. Lewis
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that
interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
A diet is when you have to go to some length to change your width.
Caution hungry dieter (inside) May be provoked.
Dieting is wishful shrinking.
Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! Sandra Dykes
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four.
Unless there are three other people. Orson Welles
It would be far easier to lose weight permanently if replacement
parts weren't so handy in the refrigerator. Hugh Allen
Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
If you really want to be depressed, weigh yourself in grams.
The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor.
If nature had intended our skeletons to be visible it would have
put them on the outside of our bodies. Elmer Rice
Never eat more than you can lift. Miss Piggy
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books -
how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.
A waist is a terrible thing to mind. Tom Wilson
Coffee, Chocolate, Men (inside) Somethings are just better rich.
You can't lose weight by talking about it...You have to keep your mouth shut.
If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. H.S. Leigh
Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge.
I bought a talking refrigerator that said "Oink" every time I opened the door.
It made me hungry for pork chops. Marie Mott
You know it's time to diet when you push away from the table and the table moves.
The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light,
she starts to eat. Henny Youngman
No man can be wise on an empty stomach. George Eliot
An optimist is a person who starts a new diet
on Thanksgiving Day. Irv Kupcinet
A golfer's diet: live on greens as much as possible
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