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Retirement is waking up in the morning with nothing to do and by bedtime having done only half of it.
When a man_retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch. ~R.C. Sherriff
You've had a long working life
As everyone knows
You can now do nothing at all
And then have a doze
It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.-Gene Perret
When the living is easy and the payments are hard.
The worst thing about_retirement is having to drink coffee on your own time.
Now that you're_retired, you'll be able to enjoy a good brisk...sit
_Retirement: The time in your life when time is no longer money.
When you get to_retirement, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you. -Gene Perret
A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job. Ella Harris
Enjoy every_retirement day
as if it is your last ...
One day you will be right about it.
As a retiree your greatest frustration will be not being able to complete all the things you had planned to do that don't need to get done in the first place.
_Retirement can be a great joy if you can figure out how to spend time without spending money.
Sixty-five is the age when one acquires sufficient experience to lose one's job.
_Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. -Gene Perret
The only thing wrong with _retirement is you never get a day off.
"After you _retire, there's only one big event left....
and I ain't ready for that."
Bobby Bowden / Florida State
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