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Pet Sayings
Dogs (outside of card) You know how you can tell your dog is your best friend (inside of card) Lock you dog and your Husband/Wife in your trunk for two hours and see which one is happy to see you when you open it. Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell. --Emily Dickinson My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am. Be tuff ! The "dog days" of summer can be wuff ! Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window. Steve Bluestone When you feel dog tired at night, it may be because you've growled all day long." Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to." Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. Roger Caras Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies. Gene Hill If you want the best seat in the house ... move the dog The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. Happiness is a warm puppy. Charles M. Schulz If you can look at a dog and not feel vicarious excitement and affection, you must be a cat. Never trust a dog to guard your food. There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. Ben Williams Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. Corey Ford Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. Max Eastman The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog. Ambrose Bierce Kityy pets You’re the “Greatest” and I’m not LION. Dogs have owners, cats have staff. The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. Doug Larson If there is one spot of sun spilling onto the floor, a cat will find it and soak it up. J.A. McIntosh Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it. In a cat’s world, all things belong to cats. Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. Mary Bly Are we really sure the purring is coming from the kitty and not from our very own hearts? Terri Guillemets People who love cats have some of the biggest hearts around. Susan Easterly By and large, people who enjoy teaching animals to roll over will find themselves happier with a dog. Barbara Holland A dog is a dog, but a cat is a purrrrrrrson…. Read more: http://www.quotesquotations.com/funny/funny-cat-sayings-quotes.htm#ixzz13PRFFV89 Who among us hasn't envied a cat's ability to ignore the cares of daily life and to relax completely? Karen Brademeyer Every dog has his day - but the nights are reserved for the cats. It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens. Cynthia E. Varnado A cat is like a recipe - you always think it's yours. Cats were once worshipped as Gods… and they have never forgotten !! Women and cats do as they like. Men and dogs get used to it. I don’t do mousework… If cats could talk, they wouldn't. Nan Porter A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture. Cats are smarter than dogs. You will NEVER get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. Jeff Valdez It's really the cat's house - we just pay the mortgage. Cat napping. Do not disturb. Cat-astrophy zone. Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. Cats are just children with fur. Cats are like potato chips - no one can have just one. Cats are people too. Cats leave paw prints on your heart. Cats make purrfect friends. If you have your own favorite quote about a pet and would like to share it, or possibly a story about your pet you would like to add please continue to our contributor page. Mary Lynn Click here to visit our Contributor page. Every effort has been made to give proper credit to the author of each of the pet sayings on this site. If there has been any oversight on my behalf please contact me and I will remove the quotation or give the proper acknowledgment. |
