Masculine Sayings

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Masculine sayings:

You're Great...Which is par for the course.

I treasure our time together...

To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior

Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.

All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

There are three stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus; he doesn’t believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.

Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools.

Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you.

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

One thing all men need to know: Its cheaper to keep her.

Beauty is the wisdom of women. Wisdom is the beauty of men.

Bald guys never have a bad hair day.

Greetings from the Wild Wild West. (western card)

Men don't care whats on TV...they care about what else is on TV

Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant’s life, she will choose to save the infant’s life without even considering if there are men on base.

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