Mall and Shopping Sayings

Outside of Card (see below for inside of card)

This card handcrafted by Mary Lynn.

Mall Air is what you smell entering a shopping center.

If men liked shopping, they'd call it research. Cynthia Nelms

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. ~Bo Derek

I like my money right where I can see it - hanging in my closet. ~From the television show Sex and the City

Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money.

A woman's place is to be shopping.

All you really need in life is love and a few major credit cards.

Born free. Now I'm expensive.

Girls just want to have funds!

I belong to Shopaholic Anonymous, but I shopped around for the best deal.

I need a new man. I broke my last one.

I want it all and I want it delivered!

I'm suffering from Mallzheimer's disease. I go to the shopping center and forget where I parked my car.

Just one shopping day left until tomorrow!

Cupid, On Donder, On Blitzen, On VISA!

Shop like a bull. Charge everything.

When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on new shoes.

Inside of Card (gift certificate holder)

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Mary Lynn

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