Spooky Sayings Halloween_

This halloween_ card handcrafted by Lisa Kingry

Outside of Card

This card handcrafted by Mary Lynn.

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Halloween sayings:

Let's go a Haunting (inside) Trick or Treat

Boo... (inside) Happy Halloween

Trick (inside) or Treat Trick or Treat (inside)...Smell my feet!

Sing a song of HALLOWEEN_ Pumpkins everywhere, Cats and bats and witches are flying through the air

Broom Parking - 5 cents

Off we go a haunting…

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? It had no guts…

Blood donors needed. See the Count.

May the spell of the Halloween Witches Bring you Good Luck, And Also Riches

Come as you aren't!

How do witches keep their hair in place when flying? They use ‘scare-spray’.

How do monsters tell their fortune? They read the ‘horrorscopes’.

Why can’t skeletons play music in church? Because they have no organs.

Time for a coffin break.

Have a frightfully spooky Halloween_.

What is a vampire’s favorite ice cream flavor? Vein-illa.

You are bootiful.

What is a vampire’s favorite holiday? Fangs-giving.

I witch you a Happy Halloween.

You're so boooo-tiful!

Witch Parking All others will be toad!

If you want a tasty sweet. . . Be sure to holler trick or treat!

Good Friends are like witches, wickedly fun & highly spririted.

Just a friendly little Greeting to wish you Happy trick or treating

Pumpkin Poop I started to carve a pumpkin with my carving knife and scoop But the pumpkin got so scared He took a little poop! It looked so cute and funny Just like a candy treat So I'm sharing it with you now Because you are so sweet!

(great with pumpkin seeds)

Ghost Poop I hear that you've been playing tricks, So listen, here's the scoop ... I'm running short on candy treats, So this year you get Ghost Poop!!

(great with little mini marshmallows or white tic-tacs)

Witch Poop Witches are wenches, who fly dusk to dawn ~ But better watch out what they leave on your lawn!

Their brooms fly so fast ~ they dip and they swoop . . . But if they get scared, They leave Witch's Poop

(great with malted milkballs-eww)

Scarecrow Poop Halloween is coming fall is in the air. The scarecrow is shivering so you've got to beware! The birds are flying a big loop-de-loop. Look out! You've stepped in Scarecrow Poop!

(try corn candy poop, can use fall colors, of cut up Reese’s pieces, or M&M’s)

Scarecrow Poop Two Scarecrows can be cute, Scarecrows can be scary, and though they move their feet a lot, they're only sedentary. But if you leave them to their own, and find them in the morn, I'll bet you didn't know- Scarecrows poop candy corn!

(great with candy corn-comes in fall colors)

BAT POOP I hear that you've been playing tricks, So listen, here's the scoop... I'm running short on candy treats, So this year you get Bat Poop!!!

(great with raisins

BAT POOP Two Furry Little bats, They don't like cats. They fly at night, They are a sight. They come and go by the moonlight. So..... Beware of where you step~ BAT POOP!!!

(great with raisins)

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