Fitness and Diet Sayings

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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway

Hot Girls Lift Weights

I'm in shape (inside) Round is a shape

stressed is just deserts spelled backwards.

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. -- Mark Twain

Stay Fit “An apple a day keeps the doctor away”

“Better to wear out than to rust out”

“Eat well, drink in moderation, and sleep sound, in these three good health abound”

Mood swings are the only exercise I get.

I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. ~Marsha Doble

My exercise is stretching the truth Jumping to conclusions, and running my mouth off.

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. -- Phyllis Diller

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

You've reached middle-age when all you exercise is caution.

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

I keep trying to lose weight but it keeps finding me.

A diet is when you have to go to some length to change your width.

Caution hungry dieter (inside) May be provoked.

Dieting is wishful shrinking.

Never eat more than you can lift. Miss Piggy

Coffee, Chocolate, Men (inside) Somethings are just better rich.

You can't lose weight by talking about it...You have to keep your mouth shut.

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. -- Ellen DeGeneres

A stitch in time saves nine...unless your a marathon runner, in which case it saves you from having to run those 26 miles.

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