Classic Birthday Sayings and quotes

Classic sayings and quotes:

Happy Birthday friend so fair, One with talents enough to spare. I hope your day is simply divine, Whether by chance or by design. Blow out your candles, all twenty-nine.

A birthday is just the first day of another 365 day journey around the sun…Enjoy the trip!!!

I was tempted to buy you one of those "new age" birthday cards... ...but for you, an "old age" card seemed more appropriate...Happy Birthday

He is so old that his blood type was discontinued. - Bill Dana

Here’s to the Birthday “Chic” May all your Wishes come true!!

Open this card to learn an aerobic exercise designed especially for someone your age... Very good. Now rest five minutes before trying it again...Happy Birthday

When a tree gets a year older it makes a growth ring by adding another layer of tissue around its girth... Boy, does that sound familiar...Happy Birthday

We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

Have you always looked this young? Or is it just an annoying habit you've picked up in your old age? Happy Birthday

"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age"

It’s Your Birthday, I hope you laugh so hard CAKE and ice cream come Out your nose!!!

Age doesn't matter unless your cheese.

Wishing you everything that makes you happy!

Sorry- next birthday I'll get you one of those cards with a rainbow on it.

Happy Birthday You are one year older & wiser too.

It's you Birthday... Go Barefoot!

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.

For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.

The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

Age is a high price to pay for maturity.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

No wise man ever wished to be younger.

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More Classic quotes and sayings:

Young....Old... just words

No matter your age.. You'll always be a classic! (use this with an old car card)

Treat yourself to every last bit of Wonderful (use with ice cream treats)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to one of my all "TIME" favorite people (use with clocks)

It's a beautiful day for a Birthday!

Birthdays celebrate the gift of time...We celebrate the gift of you!

Celebrate being you! Because you're someone very special.

To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.

If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.

I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

It is true that I was born in _____, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.

Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.

About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.

“Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional”

Do you know what they call people of your age? Old!!!

I can’t remember being born..but my mother assures me that i was.

Kids wish to be older, adults wish to be younger.

Forget about the past, you cant change it, Forget about the future, you can’t predict it, Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one!

The best way of staying young is lying about your age.

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Too much of a good thing is wonderful!

Get CRAZY It's your Birthday

But the BIRTHDAY that is yours today sure looks good on you!

This birthday card is one of a kind... but so is the one holding it. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

wishing you a lifetime of happy times

more Classic sayings:

For your birthday I am sharing the Secret of Youth... Lie about your age.

Sending you a birthday wish of Sunny Days & Happy Times...Have a wonderful day!

At our age We've seen it all, Done it all, but can't remember it all.

Happy dreams...Happy wishes...Happy Birthday

Age is like underwear...it creeps up on you...Happy Birthday

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Classic Nothing but quotes:

"When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life so that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice." - Cherokee Expression

Count your life by smiles, not tears, Count your age by friends, not years. Happy birthday.

I wish for you to have people to love, people in your life who will care about you as much as I do. Happy Birthday.

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